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11 May 2007

Crimes

by joshg253

In case you were unaware, if you are married you can get away with any crime. Even felonies. Here’s how:

“You can get away with any crime if you are married.”

  1. Commit a crime.
  2. Have your wife call the cops after taking a picture of you committing the crime.
  3. Go to jail.
  4. Get bailed out.
  5. Let your lawyer drag out the trial for at least 6 months.
  6. Have someone testify that your marriage was rocky.
  7. Get acquitted.
  8. Rinse and repeat.

I don’t understand how or why, but it works.

_josh

tags: crime